Week Three - Head Pillow Master

[Crazy Jamez Zinkand]

Twist? You call that a twist!? I say "thank you," because now I can seperate my alliance into both bedrooms. Also, I've thrown Adam with Allison, that way she and her girls can't target him.

And yes, c'mon, I know about the Girls Alliance. It doesn't scare me. Bring it on, girlies. One of them is going this week anyway.

In this weeks HOH challenge, Me Matt Adam and Jase were in a chatroom during the whole thing. I'm kind of surprised no one figured that out? I mean, uhhhh, I literally just said during the chatroom that "I dont watch or know anything about Big Brother," and yet I got literally EVERY single question correct! Hahahaha, fucking idiots.

So we planned out every move during the chatroom last night. Who to attack, etc. Matt didn't want to win HOH because he's hellbent on trying to win nothing in the game at all to see how far he can make it socially... Um, probably far? lol, that's not too hard Jonny boy Love you though <3

So it came down to Me, Matt, and Jase in the challenge. I knew Matt didn't want to win it. Jase was going to get rid of Allison's last "X", I was getting rid of Rachel's last one, and Rachel/Matt were both hitting Matt. Yup, he hit himself. BONZAIIII. Suicide.

So it came down to Me and Jase. And so we all talked in the chatroom and decided it was better if Jase won the challenge so we'd make less enemies since Jase was just a nominee he already had one good and EASY nomination to make. If I won then I'd just have to piss off a whole bunch of people, so Jase sucked it up and said he'd be HOH. All we had to do then was let me throw the challenge, which most people clearly saw I was doing, but whatever. Suck it people. I don't care. I've already thrown one challenge to Dick, might as well throw one to Jase as well!

VernonInfernon: (10:07:05 PM)3000000000
Aaron D: (10:07:09 PM)ANSWER NOW
VernonInfernon: (10:07:11 PM)I DID
VernonInfernon: (10:07:13 PM)u mudda fucka
Aaron D: (10:07:15 PM)WOAH HOE LOL
VernonInfernon: (10:07:18 PM);-)
Aaron D: (10:08:13 PM)NOW.
VernonInfernon: (10:08:22 PM)1
Aaron D: (10:08:27 PM)LOL stop throwing it you hoe ;-)
VernonInfernon: (10:08:31 PM);-)


iamsovrycool: (9:49:36 PM)lol
thehoffmanmatt: (9:49:46 PM)alright
VernonInfernon: (9:50:01 PM)im hittin britney
iamsovrycool: (9:50:06 PM)yes
VernonInfernon: (9:50:24 PM)ok
VernonInfernon: (9:50:27 PM)once u know the answer
VernonInfernon: (9:50:30 PM)rather, once we get it
VernonInfernon: (9:50:31 PM)say it in here
VernonInfernon: (9:50:35 PM)then QUICKLY say it to the host
iamsovrycool: (9:50:38 PM)k
cerberusvent: (9:50:43 PM)K
thehoffmanmatt: (9:50:58 PM)sure thing
VernonInfernon: (9:51:11 PM)DAMN ADAM
VernonInfernon: (9:51:13 PM)took some hits
cerberusvent: (9:51:16 PM):-(
iamsovrycool: (9:51:21 PM)I took a hit :-(
VernonInfernon: (9:51:22 PM)and jase
VernonInfernon: (9:51:24 PM)fuck
VernonInfernon: (9:51:32 PM)matt
VernonInfernon: (9:51:36 PM)we gotta go after the OTHER old room
VernonInfernon: (9:51:38 PM)screw rachel
thehoffmanmatt: (9:51:47 PM)?
thehoffmanmatt: (9:51:49 PM)kristen?
thehoffmanmatt: (9:51:51 PM)rachel?
VernonInfernon: (9:51:59 PM)kristen britney
thehoffmanmatt: (9:52:14 PM)alright im hitting kristen if i get it right
VernonInfernon: (9:52:14 PM)and allison is fucking up adam and jase
thehoffmanmatt: (9:52:24 PM)james you can hit brit
thehoffmanmatt: (9:52:26 PM)actually
VernonInfernon: (9:52:29 PM)i will again
thehoffmanmatt: (9:52:30 PM)we can stack
cerberusvent: (9:53:12 PM)
thehoffmanmatt: (9:53:12 PM)jannelle
thehoffmanmatt: (9:53:22 PM)Janelle
iamsovrycool: (9:54:06 PM)I'm going to hit Rachel
cerberusvent: (9:54:09 PM)HITTIN ALLISON
VernonInfernon: (9:54:12 PM)MATT
VernonInfernon: (9:54:13 PM)u and me
VernonInfernon: (9:54:15 PM)should finish britney
VernonInfernon: (9:54:21 PM)ok?
thehoffmanmatt: (9:54:28 PM)alright
VernonInfernon: (9:54:32 PM)ok sweetness
VernonInfernon: (9:55:24 PM)after this round we might need to get annie
iamsovrycool: (9:55:31 PM)yeah
thehoffmanmatt: (9:55:32 PM)what about kristen
VernonInfernon: (9:55:36 PM)adam wont be alive after this round either =X
VernonInfernon: (9:55:37 PM)lol
VernonInfernon: (9:55:43 PM)kristen might not be alive either
thehoffmanmatt: (9:56:06 PM)jase you wanna win
thehoffmanmatt: (9:56:09 PM)i dont want this hoh
thehoffmanmatt: (9:56:17 PM)i mean ill take it if i was against annie
iamsovrycool: (9:56:20 PM)no, I don't want it
iamsovrycool: (9:56:30 PM)but if I have to I'll take it
thehoffmanmatt: (9:56:35 PM)yeah same here
VernonInfernon: (9:56:53 PM)we all gotta hit annie
VernonInfernon: (9:56:54 PM)all 3
iamsovrycool: (9:56:55 PM)I'll just have to log off quickly to avoid the ass kissers
thehoffmanmatt: (9:57:15 PM)alright
thehoffmanmatt: (9:57:17 PM)i'm hitting annie
iamsovrycool: (9:57:21 PM)same
iamsovrycool: (9:57:46 PM)shit
thehoffmanmatt: (9:58:02 PM)adam and someone
thehoffmanmatt: (9:58:03 PM)damn
thehoffmanmatt: (9:58:04 PM)idk
VernonInfernon: (9:58:08 PM)matt?
thehoffmanmatt: (9:58:10 PM)bb10
cerberusvent: (9:58:11 PM)MATT, ADAM
iamsovrycool: (9:58:29 PM)I went with that
VernonInfernon: (9:58:32 PM)same
thehoffmanmatt: (9:58:47 PM)nice
VernonInfernon: (9:58:50 PM)all 3 of us hit annie?
iamsovrycool: (9:58:52 PM)yes
thehoffmanmatt: (9:58:53 PM)good looks
VernonInfernon: (9:59:00 PM)ok
iamsovrycool: (9:59:55 PM)I think I'm dead.
cerberusvent: (9:59:56 PM)SAUSAGE FEST HAS GOT THIS
thehoffmanmatt: (9:59:58 PM)im hitting rachel
thehoffmanmatt: (10:00:05 PM)james hit alli
iamsovrycool: (10:00:14 PM)I'll hit her too
VernonInfernon: (10:00:15 PM)ownage
thehoffmanmatt: (10:00:30 PM)we'll discuss who to hit after the point
thehoffmanmatt: (10:00:36 PM)after the question*
iamsovrycool: (10:00:36 PM)k
thehoffmanmatt: (10:00:54 PM)http://bigbrotherderailed4.proboards.com/index.cgi
thehoffmanmatt: (10:01:18 PM)fuck
thehoffmanmatt: (10:01:20 PM)im not logged in
VernonInfernon: (10:01:20 PM)?
cerberusvent: (10:01:21 PM)I THINKN 3
cerberusvent: (10:01:23 PM)NOT SURE
thehoffmanmatt: (10:01:27 PM)i guessed 3
iamsovrycool: (10:01:31 PM)same
iamsovrycool: (10:02:54 PM)oh god
iamsovrycool: (10:03:24 PM)No
VernonInfernon: (10:03:26 PM)no?
iamsovrycool: (10:03:28 PM)No
thehoffmanmatt: (10:03:30 PM)no
VernonInfernon: (10:03:33 PM)ok
iamsovrycool: (10:03:42 PM)I hope
VernonInfernon: (10:03:45 PM)jase u hit allison
iamsovrycool: (10:03:48 PM)Yes
VernonInfernon: (10:04:01 PM)me or matt has to hit rachel
thehoffmanmatt: (10:04:05 PM)james hit rachel
thehoffmanmatt: (10:04:07 PM)and ill hit myself
VernonInfernon: (10:04:10 PM)no
VernonInfernon: (10:04:11 PM)wait
iamsovrycool: (10:04:12 PM)no
VernonInfernon: (10:04:13 PM)did u send in?
thehoffmanmatt: (10:04:26 PM)james who did u hit
VernonInfernon: (10:04:30 PM)ill hit rachel?
VernonInfernon: (10:04:30 PM)right
thehoffmanmatt: (10:04:43 PM)ok
iamsovrycool: (10:05:05 PM)I bet I'm down
thehoffmanmatt: (10:05:32 PM)good luck you two
iamsovrycool: (10:05:37 PM)thanks
VernonInfernon: (10:05:52 PM)JASE do u wanna win?
VernonInfernon: (10:05:59 PM)cuz u have motive
VernonInfernon: (10:06:05 PM)to go after the HOH
VernonInfernon: (10:06:08 PM)of this week
VernonInfernon: (10:06:13 PM)if i win ill just make even more enemies
VernonInfernon: (10:06:18 PM)that we dont need right now
iamsovrycool: (10:06:22 PM)Whatever
thehoffmanmatt: (10:06:23 PM)true
VernonInfernon: (10:06:26 PM)ok
VernonInfernon: (10:06:27 PM)so Jase
VernonInfernon: (10:06:29 PM)im throwing it
iamsovrycool: (10:06:29 PM)I'm not nominating tonight though
VernonInfernon: (10:06:32 PM)ok
iamsovrycool: (10:06:41 PM)I'm logging the fuck off
thehoffmanmatt: (10:06:50 PM)LOL
thehoffmanmatt: (10:06:51 PM)smart move
thehoffmanmatt: (10:07:08 PM)7
iamsovrycool: (10:07:30 PM)I said 8 :-\
thehoffmanmatt: (10:08:14 PM)11?
thehoffmanmatt: (10:08:17 PM)not sure
cerberusvent: (10:08:19 PM)11
iamsovrycool: (10:08:28 PM)yeah
iamsovrycool: (10:09:11 PM)what
thehoffmanmatt: (10:10:07 PM)14
iamsovrycool: (10:12:42 PM)I would GUESS about 100 ish
iamsovrycool: (10:12:50 PM)But I'm probably way off
cerberusvent: (10:12:56 PM)I WOULD GUESS LIKE 200
iamsovrycool: (10:13:06 PM)Oh Ok Adam
thehoffmanmatt: (10:13:10 PM)shit 200?
cerberusvent: (10:13:11 PM):-)
thehoffmanmatt: (10:13:14 PM)i put 2500
cerberusvent: (10:13:19 PM):-\
iamsovrycool: (10:13:20 PM)LMAO
iamsovrycool: (10:13:22 PM)no
thehoffmanmatt: (10:13:27 PM)i thought it would be that many
cerberusvent: (10:13:35 PM)2500 OR 250??
thehoffmanmatt: (10:14:29 PM)2500*
thehoffmanmatt: (10:14:42 PM)i thought there were over 1000 views
iamsovrycool: (10:15:03 PM)no
thehoffmanmatt: (10:15:19 PM)my badd :-(
iamsovrycool: (10:15:22 PM)James pick me
iamsovrycool: (10:15:31 PM)And don't pick Kristen
VernonInfernon: (10:17:14 PM)who do i pick
iamsovrycool: (10:17:17 PM)Dick
VernonInfernon: (10:17:24 PM)wat about matt
VernonInfernon: (10:17:28 PM)allison might pick him
cerberusvent: (10:17:33 PM)I HAVE A FEELING ALISON MIGHT PICK ME NEXT
iamsovrycool: (10:17:33 PM)Either one
VernonInfernon: (10:17:35 PM)rather
VernonInfernon: (10:17:40 PM)i think we should let her pick him
VernonInfernon: (10:17:43 PM)spread us out
thehoffmanmatt: (10:17:59 PM)maybe
VernonInfernon: (10:18:03 PM)def.
VernonInfernon: (10:18:15 PM)yeah
VernonInfernon: (10:18:18 PM)we cant make us too obvious
VernonInfernon: (10:18:21 PM)ill take someone not of us
VernonInfernon: (10:18:22 PM)next
iamsovrycool: (10:18:31 PM)Allison 10:17 pm
so i totally wanted you out last round
now i get to suck up to you

VernonInfernon: (10:18:31 PM)cuz the rooms are smaller now
VernonInfernon: (10:18:34 PM)itll be easier
iamsovrycool: (10:18:34 PM)Nice
iamsovrycool: (10:19:42 PM)I had Allison pick Kristen
VernonInfernon: (10:19:48 PM)ok im gonna take someone random
thehoffmanmatt: (10:19:52 PM)cool
VernonInfernon: (10:19:54 PM)cuz obvs Jase wont nominate u guys
iamsovrycool: (10:19:54 PM)k
thehoffmanmatt: (10:19:56 PM)dont pick mee :-P
VernonInfernon: (10:19:59 PM)ill take Hayden?
VernonInfernon: (10:20:01 PM)or a girl
iamsovrycool: (10:20:03 PM)Girl
cerberusvent: (10:20:06 PM)NOT HAYDEN
iamsovrycool: (10:20:06 PM)Actuall
iamsovrycool: (10:20:07 PM)no
thehoffmanmatt: (10:20:08 PM)rachel?
iamsovrycool: (10:20:09 PM)Hayden
VernonInfernon: (10:20:14 PM)rachel sounds good
VernonInfernon: (10:20:19 PM)or hayden
cerberusvent: (10:20:24 PM)ACTUALL YEAH
iamsovrycool: (10:20:25 PM)Hayden I hate but if we get on the wrong side
cerberusvent: (10:20:26 PM)PICK HAYDEN
iamsovrycool: (10:20:28 PM)we can go after him
cerberusvent: (10:20:37 PM)FORCE HIM TO BE WITH US
cerberusvent: (10:20:38 PM)AFTER ALL
iamsovrycool: (10:20:40 PM)Yes
thehoffmanmatt: (10:20:43 PM)LOL
iamsovrycool: (10:20:44 PM)Hayden is next
VernonInfernon: (10:20:50 PM)ya
iamsovrycool: (10:20:51 PM)Or Matt
cerberusvent: (10:21:01 PM)OR ME? :-\
iamsovrycool: (10:21:10 PM)I forgot you weren't picked yet
iamsovrycool: (10:21:30 PM)nm. Hayden or Adam
VernonInfernon: (10:21:31 PM)lol
VernonInfernon: (10:21:37 PM)well if we are all in the same room
VernonInfernon: (10:21:39 PM)once the other room wins
VernonInfernon: (10:21:48 PM)we have a huge chance of one of us leaving
iamsovrycool: (10:21:49 PM)yeah true
iamsovrycool: (10:21:55 PM)Pick Hayden
thehoffmanmatt: (10:22:23 PM)hayden or brendon
thehoffmanmatt: (10:22:32 PM)hayden actually
thehoffmanmatt: (10:22:32 PM)brendon wont win
VernonInfernon: (10:23:00 PM)i need to grab someone we dont like
VernonInfernon: (10:23:01 PM)sorry adam
VernonInfernon: (10:23:03 PM)but if i take u
VernonInfernon: (10:23:08 PM)then we have way too many of us TOGETHER
cerberusvent: (10:23:28 PM):-(
thehoffmanmatt: (10:23:40 PM)its ok adam
thehoffmanmatt: (10:23:42 PM)your with me
iamsovrycool: (10:23:43 PM):-(
VernonInfernon: (10:24:46 PM)yeah
VernonInfernon: (10:24:47 PM)now u 2
VernonInfernon: (10:24:51 PM)can get "in" with them
VernonInfernon: (10:24:53 PM)so each week
VernonInfernon: (10:24:55 PM)were all safe
VernonInfernon: (10:24:57 PM)until merge
iamsovrycool: (10:25:06 PM)Allison is sucking up to me pretty hard already
cerberusvent: (10:25:11 PM)...UNLESS ALLISON WINS
VernonInfernon: (10:25:14 PM)i also wanted adam with allison cuz she wants u out BAD
VernonInfernon: (10:25:20 PM)u know?
iamsovrycool: (10:26:30 PM)lol yeah that works
thehoffmanmatt: (10:27:52 PM)great night guys
thehoffmanmatt: (10:27:57 PM)i gtg though
thehoffmanmatt: (10:28:00 PM)congrats to jase once again
iamsovrycool: (10:28:11 PM)Thanks
cerberusvent: (10:29:25 PM)o boi i get to find out what they said about us
iamsovrycool: (10:30:10 PM)lol
VernonInfernon: (10:31:37 PM)bbl



Then all that was left was that I had to pick a good group of people to join me in my bedroom. I made sure Adam was with Allison and the girls. I grabbed Jase to make sure I was immune and that whoever else I picked would also be immune. GOTTA MAKE MY FOLKS HAPPY, ya hear!? I took Parker because I want to make him tighter with me. I grabbed Dick as well because Dick can help me convince Parker to be our bitch. Also, I didn't want Parker on the same team as Annie. That was key, because now they can attack each other. Perffffecto! I also grabbed a couple people I could care LESS about in case the other team wins HOH. Like Rachel, Brendon, and Hayden. Lol.


TOO EASY.


Head Pillow Master Jamez in da houze!

[Crazy Jamez Zinkand]

Allison winning the Veto actually makes me very GLAD. When Kristen was HOH she didn't nominate me, and although I do not want her in the game, I don't think she's after me. I just told her this...

VernonInfernon: (10:27:07 PM)hey
VernonInfernon: (10:27:12 PM)if u stay on the block this week
VernonInfernon: (10:27:15 PM)im not voting for you
VernonInfernon: (10:27:16 PM)100%
VernonInfernon: (10:27:19 PM)just letting u know now
KristenBB12: (10:27:23 PM)I am staying
VernonInfernon: (10:27:26 PM)so u dont have to come begging to me :-D
VernonInfernon: (10:27:34 PM)oh u are staying up on the block?
KristenBB12: (10:27:34 PM)yayayayayay :-D
VernonInfernon: (10:27:36 PM)hehe
KristenBB12: (10:27:42 PM)Yeah Ali said she wasn't using it on me
VernonInfernon: (10:28:11 PM)dang
KristenBB12: (10:29:24 PM)She made up some BS story about Annie playing for me and so was she
KristenBB12: (10:29:33 PM)But when she talked to Annie and found out she was playing for me
KristenBB12: (10:29:41 PM)She decided to play for Brit
VernonInfernon: (10:29:51 PM)lol wtf
KristenBB12: (10:29:55 PM)so I talked to Annie and she said the convo never happened

So basically, Allison is gonna take down Britney, which is annoying cuz I wanted Britney out. But now this opens up an even greater oppurtunity to take down Annie. Jase will replace Brit with Annie, and us sausage fest bros have told Parker that we will HELP him out and get rid of his main enemy, Annie, for him. He will then feel endebted to us, and help us out in the future. Also, Annie is playing this game very very hard. She talks a lot for a little girl. Time to put some cloth in her mouth and shut her up.