Post by Alison Irwin on Aug 7, 2010 2:51:50 GMT -5
So once upon a time there was this classic beauty named Alison. She was a carefree and fun loving girl until someone killed her little pet Snickerdoodle. This made Alison very sad, and sent her into a tailspin, one from which she would never return, filled with a life of seduction, trashiness, classlessness, and lastly bitchiness.
*10 years later*
Hi guys, this is Alison and I am in for my weekly BB bitchfest. So last week ended with Kathy going home, I made cracks about Enzo and Adumb in the eviction chat because everyone knows who i am after, and neither were really their to retaliate at all. I will get these people to vote them out eventually. Clearly, I have my cards on the table
. Or so these people think. A true magician always has a few tricks left up their sleeves, and I for one am never boring, I always have new tricks to show. Anyways in the HOH, after Kathy was evicted I was poised to win it all because I had a final 5 of of myself, Matt, James, Rachel and Jase. ( I hit Kristen twice and I think she knows about it) Jase decided to hit me though last minute. Bitch doesn't know who he is dealing with, so I am of course out of the challenge. So I am thinking, please James win because I detest Jase, and of course Jase wins because James throws him the HOH.
After Jase is crowned HOH, I decided to bitch James out. Why? Because I enjoy tormenting him, I think if I do it enough he will probably give loyalty to other people, but I don't care my main goal is to keep my allies in the game. So James and I end up choosing rooms. I picked Enzo, Adam, Kristen, Annie, Britney, Matt, and Myself. I have 4 people who I dislike on my side of the house so I can get people on the other side to do my bidding and get rid of them. (those people are Enzo, Adam, Kristen and Annie) I told him since he threw it her better make sure that my allies are safe. This includes Matt and Britney, and obviously myself. So I don't see him making any effort for this, and eventually I am just like the inactive bastard hoh is online so I will take matters into my own hands.
I went up to Jase and said, listen I targetted you last week. You were inactive and one of two people who didn't talk to me in the game. However I wasn't the only one, therefore don't nominate me, K thanks. He said I like that you are upfront and honest, you re safe. Yay me, I clearly wanted Adam and Enzo nominated, and knew he wasn't going to nominate them, he would go after a girl. Clearly he has a grudge against Kristen since she went after him last week, and Annie is an ally of hers. However when the nominations were revealed he nominated Britney, and I was like FUCK NO. I have to do what I can to save her since she is my closest alliance.
POV was the chain game, linking house guests together, I knew what I was doing, I immediately eliminated anyone ending in a Y, starting with a B or J, since the only connections there would be Jacob and someone else so I kept that to the side. Needless to say my strategy worked and I won the power of veto in the end. I know when I want to win something I can. Cheers to me! So now I had to try and make it look like I was only saving Britney because I promised to not because she was my closest ally. In comes Queen Bitch, Alison. Goddess in her own right, and Divaliscious. She totally stepped up and gave an oscar winning veto speech. Not only did save Britney, but it turned some heads on me, turned some off me, turned some heads onto the people I disliked, but also poined fingers at Jase. All of that with 1 little veto speech. I accomplished everything I wanted and more. I don't care if it makes me an enormous target, I have been outspoken since the beginning, why change now? If I were to leave, it would honestly be the most boring game ever. Who would you have Chenbot to cause epic perportions of drama without even batting an eyelash?
So yea this week worked out well, even though Jase decided to replace Britney with Annie. Hey I get rid of one of the 4 people I don't like on my side of the house. Win win, I guess. I would personally rather see Kristen go since she is a fat disgusting skank, and have Annie stay is potential for future epic blowups. On top of that she won't come after me. So that is where my head is at for voting. I guess I will talk to you again next week. Trailer Trash Aliho, out!
*10 years later*
Hi guys, this is Alison and I am in for my weekly BB bitchfest. So last week ended with Kathy going home, I made cracks about Enzo and Adumb in the eviction chat because everyone knows who i am after, and neither were really their to retaliate at all. I will get these people to vote them out eventually. Clearly, I have my cards on the table
. Or so these people think. A true magician always has a few tricks left up their sleeves, and I for one am never boring, I always have new tricks to show. Anyways in the HOH, after Kathy was evicted I was poised to win it all because I had a final 5 of of myself, Matt, James, Rachel and Jase. ( I hit Kristen twice and I think she knows about it) Jase decided to hit me though last minute. Bitch doesn't know who he is dealing with, so I am of course out of the challenge. So I am thinking, please James win because I detest Jase, and of course Jase wins because James throws him the HOH.After Jase is crowned HOH, I decided to bitch James out. Why? Because I enjoy tormenting him, I think if I do it enough he will probably give loyalty to other people, but I don't care my main goal is to keep my allies in the game. So James and I end up choosing rooms. I picked Enzo, Adam, Kristen, Annie, Britney, Matt, and Myself. I have 4 people who I dislike on my side of the house so I can get people on the other side to do my bidding and get rid of them. (those people are Enzo, Adam, Kristen and Annie) I told him since he threw it her better make sure that my allies are safe. This includes Matt and Britney, and obviously myself. So I don't see him making any effort for this, and eventually I am just like the inactive bastard hoh is online so I will take matters into my own hands.
I went up to Jase and said, listen I targetted you last week. You were inactive and one of two people who didn't talk to me in the game. However I wasn't the only one, therefore don't nominate me, K thanks. He said I like that you are upfront and honest, you re safe. Yay me, I clearly wanted Adam and Enzo nominated, and knew he wasn't going to nominate them, he would go after a girl. Clearly he has a grudge against Kristen since she went after him last week, and Annie is an ally of hers. However when the nominations were revealed he nominated Britney, and I was like FUCK NO. I have to do what I can to save her since she is my closest alliance.
POV was the chain game, linking house guests together, I knew what I was doing, I immediately eliminated anyone ending in a Y, starting with a B or J, since the only connections there would be Jacob and someone else so I kept that to the side. Needless to say my strategy worked and I won the power of veto in the end. I know when I want to win something I can. Cheers to me! So now I had to try and make it look like I was only saving Britney because I promised to not because she was my closest ally. In comes Queen Bitch, Alison. Goddess in her own right, and Divaliscious. She totally stepped up and gave an oscar winning veto speech. Not only did save Britney, but it turned some heads on me, turned some off me, turned some heads onto the people I disliked, but also poined fingers at Jase. All of that with 1 little veto speech. I accomplished everything I wanted and more. I don't care if it makes me an enormous target, I have been outspoken since the beginning, why change now? If I were to leave, it would honestly be the most boring game ever. Who would you have Chenbot to cause epic perportions of drama without even batting an eyelash?
So yea this week worked out well, even though Jase decided to replace Britney with Annie. Hey I get rid of one of the 4 people I don't like on my side of the house. Win win, I guess. I would personally rather see Kristen go since she is a fat disgusting skank, and have Annie stay is potential for future epic blowups. On top of that she won't come after me. So that is where my head is at for voting. I guess I will talk to you again next week. Trailer Trash Aliho, out!
