HELL YEAH!!! LETS HOW YOU DO IT BOYS AND GIRLS!!!
I won Veto and got Matt to grow his sack finally, step it up for Team Sausage, and vote out bitchy Allison. FUCK YEAH.
Winning the Veto challenge was due to such smart thinking on my part. Parker says this during the F3 members of the challenge:
VernonInfernon: what do we do
VernonInfernon: lets think this through
xloverboymmm: hmm
xloverboymmm: idk what to do
VernonInfernon: well
VernonInfernon: one of us needs to win
VernonInfernon: lets be honest with each other
xloverboymmm: yeah but i might use it on alison only cause with her here we get to stay longer
VernonInfernon: what
VernonInfernon: omg dude
Right there I realized... SHIT... Parker is about to shoot ME!!! So I shot myself and luckily Allison shot me too ahahhahaha. Parker gave it away when he said he wanted to save Allison. It made my great mind thinkkkk
wow I am SO HAPPPPPY RIGHT NOWW!!!
VernonInfernon: now we gotta vote out allison
VernonInfernon: CMON
VernonInfernon: pleaseeee
thehoffmanmatt: its gonna be unanimous lol
thehoffmanmatt: i think
VernonInfernon: ur voting for her?
VernonInfernon: plz say YES
VernonInfernon: i will LOVE u
VernonInfernon: consider it repaying me for winning 2 hohs
thehoffmanmatt: if im the swing yes
VernonInfernon: u are
thehoffmanmatt: really?
VernonInfernon: VernonInfernon: ur voting allison
VernonInfernon: 100% right?
KristenBB12: I promise and swear on my girls
thehoffmanmatt: what about parker
VernonInfernon: it takes 2 votes
VernonInfernon: not 3
thehoffmanmatt: i know
VernonInfernon: theres only 3 ppl voting
VernonInfernon: parker will vote for rachel
VernonInfernon: he was just about to use the veto on allison
thehoffmanmatt: i thought parker votes the same as you
thehoffmanmatt: can you please get parker to vote for allison
thehoffmanmatt: i dont want the blood
thehoffmanmatt: but ill do it if its absolutely necessary
VernonInfernon: dude
VernonInfernon: its time for blood
VernonInfernon: the sausage fest has done so much damage all game
VernonInfernon: taking down allison is so key
VernonInfernon: we're prolly the best alliance in Derailed
VernonInfernon: parker just told me right now hes voting for rachel lol
VernonInfernon: u gotta show me that ur sack still works
VernonInfernon: and man it up for one vote
VernonInfernon: cmon man
VernonInfernon: PLEASE
VernonInfernon: WE NEED THIS
VernonInfernon: allison will WRECK ME
VernonInfernon: ive kept u safe constant weeks and ur my best bud
VernonInfernon: consant meaning the 2 weeks i was hoh
thehoffmanmatt: yeah this is basically do i throw this season or do i throw all stars
VernonInfernon: dude
VernonInfernon: we will win BOTH
VernonInfernon: loooool
thehoffmanmatt: lol
VernonInfernon: sure dustin will be in all stars
VernonInfernon: even so by then he wont come after u
VernonInfernon: and if he does
VernonInfernon: ill kick his ass for u
VernonInfernon: he'd go after me b4 u anyway
VernonInfernon: cmon
VernonInfernon: i rly need ur vote
VernonInfernon: so badly
thehoffmanmatt: yeah im leaning towards you right now
thehoffmanmatt: since my disloyalty to dustin is
thehoffmanmatt: going to burn our bridges anyways
thehoffmanmatt: (our being me and dustinS)
thehoffmanmatt: if i do vote to keep you
thehoffmanmatt: i mean
thehoffmanmatt: keep rachel
thehoffmanmatt: and rachel quits shortly,
thehoffmanmatt: we gotta go after kristen
VernonInfernon: sure
VernonInfernon: kristen has to go soon anyway
VernonInfernon: with allison gone kristen is the next big target
VernonInfernon: we got this game in the bag
VernonInfernon: honestly, u will probably win again
VernonInfernon: and if u do
VernonInfernon: ill be happy
thehoffmanmatt: if i take out rachel,
VernonInfernon: noooo
thehoffmanmatt: as long as allison doesnt leave
thehoffmanmatt: i mean as long as allison doesnt win hoh
thehoffmanmatt: wouldnt she be nominated?
VernonInfernon: if rachel wins
VernonInfernon: kirsten will be nom'd too
VernonInfernon: if parker wins
VernonInfernon: she'll be nom'd again!
VernonInfernon: please man =/
VernonInfernon: for the SAUSAGES
VernonInfernon: this is our moment
VernonInfernon: dont listen to freaking dustin
thehoffmanmatt: im not
VernonInfernon: awesome
thehoffmanmatt: im like 60% leaning with taking him out
VernonInfernon: good
thehoffmanmatt: but i gotta think consequences
VernonInfernon: the consequence is rachel cant win shit
VernonInfernon: so its great leaving her in the game
VernonInfernon: parker cant win shit
VernonInfernon: u got it
thehoffmanmatt: true
VernonInfernon: the sausage fest
VernonInfernon: will be the best alliance in this series
VernonInfernon: if we do this
VernonInfernon: we wouldve taken out EVERYONE
VernonInfernon: that matters
VernonInfernon: and we AVENGE jase for this
VernonInfernon: jase, a girl, whose first game it was
VernonInfernon: and she got taken out by dustin
VernonInfernon: our sausage fest!
thehoffmanmatt: yeah
VernonInfernon: parker voted for rachel
VernonInfernon: cmon man
VernonInfernon: pleaseeee
VernonInfernon: i cant take dustin anymore
VernonInfernon: i know ur riding the middle
VernonInfernon: between us
VernonInfernon: but please dude
VernonInfernon: u gotta vote her out =/
thehoffmanmatt: what if
thehoffmanmatt: if i got her to promsie you safety
thehoffmanmatt: and if she doesnt
thehoffmanmatt: i will vote her out
thehoffmanmatt: if i were to make tha tproposal to her
thehoffmanmatt: and she said yes
thehoffmanmatt: should i keep her?
VernonInfernon: dude
VernonInfernon: she PROMISED she wouldnt nominate me
VernonInfernon: and look what happened!
VernonInfernon: i became the MAIN target
VernonInfernon: cuz she lied to us!
VernonInfernon: she asked ME for a truce
VernonInfernon: and fucking broke it the minute she won HOH
VernonInfernon: PLEASE jon
VernonInfernon: we have to slay dustin
VernonInfernon: cmon
VernonInfernon: please man
VernonInfernon: we can win both games by making this move
VernonInfernon: for the sausage fest
VernonInfernon: dustin is using u for ur vote
VernonInfernon: u and me have had a F2 all game
VernonInfernon: jon?
thehoffmanmatt: yeah
VernonInfernon: whatsup?
VernonInfernon: wat r u doing =/
thehoffmanmatt: you'll see
VernonInfernon: oh man
VernonInfernon: ur keeping her arent u
VernonInfernon: ughhhhhhh
VernonInfernon: if so
VernonInfernon: im out next weke
VernonInfernon: week*
thehoffmanmatt: you shall see
thehoffmanmatt: and have faith
VernonInfernon: if u voted her out
VernonInfernon: then WOW <3 do i love u
thehoffmanmatt: i already voted you will see
thehoffmanmatt: i always had your back
VernonInfernon: fucking LOVE u
VernonInfernon: i could FUCKING HUG u!
VernonInfernon: till it HURT
VernonInfernon: YES
VernonInfernon: FUCK YES
VernonInfernon: SAUSAGE FEST DOMINATION
VernonInfernon: UR THE FUCKIN BEST MAN
VernonInfernon: I SEE UR BALLSACK STILL WORKS
VernonInfernon: I thought I wasnt winning?
Lunadarkhawk: who cares
VernonInfernon: hahahahahah
VernonInfernon: ahahahhaha
VernonInfernon: ahhahahaha
Lunadarkhawk: ima block you
Lunadarkhawk: anythign else you wanna say?
VernonInfernon: no im done laughing, and i never resort to blocking u
VernonInfernon: it aint over yet dustin
VernonInfernon: i wont be surprised if ur still here next week
Lunadarkhawk: i will
Lunadarkhawk: go post your veto
Lunadarkhawk: you better hope i stay
Lunadarkhawk: lol
VernonInfernon: why
Lunadarkhawk: cause look at who will be left
Lunadarkhawk: everyone left would beat you in the finals
Lunadarkhawk: except for kristen
VernonInfernon:
Lunadarkhawk: OMG
Lunadarkhawk: owned
Lunadarkhawk: ;D
VernonInfernon: lol
VernonInfernon: what
Lunadarkhawk: bye bye
VernonInfernon: huh
Lunadarkhawk: you are going home
VernonInfernon: HAAHAHHA
VernonInfernon: HAHAHSHA
VernonInfernon: WAIT UR OUT RIGHT
Lunadarkhawk: ;D
Lunadarkhawk signed off at 12:32 AM.
Meaning if I'm low on conversations and confessional material, THIS is why.