Week Eleven - The Final Sausage

[Crazy Jamez Zinkand]

Yes. Hello. It's Crazy Jamez here.

THE FINAL SAUSAGE FEST MEMBER

It feels good to have outlasted so many people, some great players, some complete shit. I've definitely overcome WAY MORE than anyone else in this game. I have accomplished so much and done so much. I definitely deserve to win this game more so than ANYONE ELSE still in the game... however, that doesn't mean I'll win it.

Rachel, who is perhaps the WORST PLAYER in this game, has the most jury support shockingly... Isn't that just complete shit?

She sucks and yet all her bitchy ass loser friends that I VOTED OUT and KILLED personally, all want her to win just to spite me.

Whatever man. Fuck em'.


I just made a F2 deal with Parker...


VernonInfernon: hey man
VernonInfernon: i have to go in a second but i wanted to talk to u real fast
VernonInfernon: are you here
xloverboymmm: sorry here!
xloverboymmm: just doing dishes
VernonInfernon: oh hey
VernonInfernon: well
VernonInfernon: you've been a man of your word all game
VernonInfernon: not just to me, but to anyone you make a deal with
xloverboymmm: mhm
VernonInfernon: both kristen and rachel have a lot of friends on the jury
xloverboymmm: oh i know
VernonInfernon: which sucks but whatever
xloverboymmm: if i win hoh
xloverboymmm: those two go up
VernonInfernon: well
VernonInfernon: either way
xloverboymmm: i have no deal with them about that
VernonInfernon: it comes down to veto
VernonInfernon: u can nominate me if u wanna
VernonInfernon: its F4
VernonInfernon: so
VernonInfernon: veto matters a LOT this week
VernonInfernon: haha
xloverboymmm: yeah it does
xloverboymmm: so if i win, you want me to put you up?
VernonInfernon: but basically i feel like ive got very little shot at winning this game
VernonInfernon: but we BOTH have a best shot against each other
VernonInfernon: which is why i propose we make a F2 deal
VernonInfernon: u know i keep my word
VernonInfernon: and i know u keep yours
xloverboymmm: and you know that, yyeah, lol
VernonInfernon: ive not broken a deal with anyone
VernonInfernon: and neither have u
xloverboymmm: yep
VernonInfernon: so what do you think?
VernonInfernon: be honest with me, though
VernonInfernon: F2 ?
xloverboymmm: Deal
VernonInfernon: sweet
xloverboymmm: I wasn't planning on going with rach or kristen
xloverboymmm: at ALL
VernonInfernon:
VernonInfernon: me neither!
VernonInfernon: hehehehe
VernonInfernon: so im glad u accepted this deal
VernonInfernon: cuz i was taking u whether u liked it or not
xloverboymmm: haha
VernonInfernon: lol
xloverboymmm: same here man
VernonInfernon: good
xloverboymmm: maybe it might be better if neitehr of us win hoh?
xloverboymmm: that way we keep the other
xloverboymmm: what do you think?
VernonInfernon: well
VernonInfernon: if we end up on the block together
VernonInfernon: idk
VernonInfernon: i say we try and win everything dude
xloverboymmm: yeah
VernonInfernon: lol

[Crazy Jamez Zinkand]

So I just won HOH and Veto... lol, too easy...

I told Parker I would personally FUCK HIM OVER in this game if he goes back on his word this week and doesn't vote out Rachel. Our deal is I keep him safe, and in return, he votes out Rachel. Funny thing is I don't even intend on taking Parker to the F2 with me, I wanna take Kristen cuz she sucks just as much as him, haha.

Way too easy this game be, yarrrg.

[Crazy Jamez Zinkand]

Parker broke his word with me and ELIMINATED Kristen -__-


WELL FUCK ME hahahahahaha



HMMMM... who to take to the end with me? Parker or Rachel??? lol they both SUCK sooooo MUCH!!! looooool!!!! its so sad that these spiteful jurors would prolly vote for them over me since im too good