Parkers Q and A

[Parker Somerville]

Congrats on making it to the end.

Nothing much to say, im annoyed I didn't have a fair shot at the final challenge since you all knew I would be gone for a week and we still couldn't work out a time before I left.

Anyways.

1) Compare each juror to someone from BB and explain why.

2) Say two good things and bad things about each juror.

3) Why should I be in the final 2?

4) Would I win in the final 2?


5) Replace this final 2 with 2 people from the jury and explain why.

6) I want you to place each Juror into a "high school" clique and EXPLAIN why your choices. (Goth, Popular, Brains, Offbeats, Athletes, Prep, or Normals **you can use a clique more than once**)

7) If you were a Studio/Movie Production President to decide what movies are to be made, etc... I want to know who would get what spot and EXPLAIN. Jury only.
Director-
Make-Up Artist-
Stunt Coordinator-
Actor/tress Main Role-
Actor/tress Main Role-
Actor/tress Minor Role-
"Cut" from Auditions-
"Cut" from Auditions-
"Cut" from Auditions-

8) f the jury was in a HORROR movie (where people will die & survive), I want you to list who is the killer, who dies, & who survives. Please EXPLAIN why you chose.

Killer-
Survivor-
Survivor-
Survivor-
Dies (5)-

9) In the show "Endurance," there are pyramid pieces and there are 13, I want you to choose a piece for each juror & final 2, please EXPLAIN why you chose that.

Commitment, Courage, Discipline, Leadership, Luck, Strength, Heart, Perserverance, Trust, Teamwork, Karma, Ingenuity, Knowledge, Friendship

10) Compare each juror to an animal and explain why.

11) Compare each juror to a character from LOST and explain why. If you don't watch the show, google and figure it out.

12) Make fun of the other person sitting beside you. Be mean, be rude, do whatever. Put them in their place.

[Parker Somerville]

ignore numbers if they are more or less, just fit accordingly for some questions.

[Parker Somerville]

if you haven't seen BB you can do survivor instead for comparison.

[Crazy Jamez Zinkand]

1) Compare each juror to someone from Survivor and explain why.

ENZO - Penner. It was very hard to tell which side both Jonathan Penner and Enzo were on. Both guys chose the side that had power and made unpredictable moves that were in mostly their own favor. Flip flopped a lot.

JASE - Kenny. A strong ally and an unpredictable challenge winner (since it was Jase's first game and he didn't really know what he was doing). A great friend.

BRENDON - Brett. Made it pretty far and didn't really do all that much. Never really spoke and didn't have much screen time.

ALLISON - Parvati. Both women were devious players and complete schemers with minds filled of evil.

MATT - Stephanie. A past winner who knew what she was doing, just like Matt. Very experienced. Both people are nice souls and trustworthy to an extent. A great combination of both social strategy and physical strategy.

KRISTEN - Taj. ;D Both strong women and strong competitors who knew what they were doing.

PARKER - Rafe. Just like Rafe, Parker got screwed and receieved the title of third place. Each male played their game with honor and, for the most part, didn't break deals they made. While each guy did what was in their best interest, they still made sure not to upset people throughout the game. Fan favorites and underdogs.

2) Say two good things and bad things about each juror.

ENZO -

Good:
1. Funny as hell.
2. Understandable, doesn't take things to heart, and will definitely be a friend once this game ends.

Bad:
1. Turned on Me and Dick and tried to get us both out.
2. Crazy fuck at times.

JASE -

Good:
1. Amazing friend.
2. Incredibly kindhearted.

Bad:
1. N/A
2. Likes the color purple! Sorry, I've got nothing. Jase is easily one of my greatest friends now and I'm so glad he was in this game so I could meet him.

BRENDON -

Good:
1. Uses good grammar.
2. Nice.

Bad:
1. Never online.
2. Didn't participate to his fullest.

ALLISON -

Good:
1. Amazing player.
2. Great at challenges.

Bad:
1. Little psycho bitch who should go die.
2. Thinks she's funny but its more so just really really annoying.

MATT -

Good:
1. Very knowledgable.
2. Has proven to be both a great UTR and OTR player in this game and his past one.

Bad:
1. Gave Allison too much information at the start of the game.
2. Threw every challenge, even though it helped me a lot in the game because I got to win more, it annoyed me, lol.

KRISTEN -

Good:
1. Great endurance challenge threat.
2. Knows when to be nice and knows when to kick ass.

Bad:
1. Always had her damn AIM set to phone.
2. Scary

PARKER -

Good:
1. Very honorable when it comes to deals... for the most part.
2. Good strategist who knows how to make it far.

Bad:
1. Wasn't online all that much.
2. Not that great at challenges.

3) Why should I be in the final 2?

You were definitely one of the fan favorites, and an underdog too. You played a better game than Rachel and deserve to be in the F2 more than she does, and that's one of the reasons I didn't take you here with me, because you had a better chance at beating me in the F2 than she does.

4) Would I win in the final 2?

Probably, yeah. It would be a 4-3 vote I think.

5) Replace this final 2 with 2 people from the jury and explain why.

Kristen and Parker. You guys had a huge rivalry that lasted throughout the season and it would be so interesting to see who would win the game had you both made it to the end. It would probably be a very close vote.

6) I want you to place each Juror into a "high school" clique and EXPLAIN why your choices. (Goth, Popular, Brains, Offbeats, Athletes, Prep, or Normals **you can use a clique more than once**)

ENZO - Offbeats. He was so unpredictable just like an offbeat is random.

JASE - Athletes. Jase was very good at challenges and tried his hardest in basically all of them.

BRENDON - Cheerleaders. Rooted for Allison all game, her #2 fan, right after Rachel.

ALLISON - Japs. Annoying stuck up bitch.

MATT - Normals. He's Matt!

KRISTEN - Brains. Great social game.

PARKER - Preps. Most people liked Parker and he strolled all the way to the F3 with his popularity and strategy.

7) If you were a Studio/Movie Production President to decide what movies are to be made, etc... I want to know who would get what spot and EXPLAIN. Jury only.

Director - Parker, played both sides successfully.
Make-Up Artist - Enzo, this is obvious right? ;D
Stunt Coordinator - Jase, strong challenge competitor.
Actor/tress Main Role - Allison, one force
Actor/tress Main Role - Jamez, the force acting against the above force.
Actor/tress Minor Role - Kristen, the love affair!
"Cut" from Auditions - Rachel, duh.
"Cut" from Auditions - Brendon, he wasn't good at acting.
"Cut" from Auditions - Matt, by process of elimination.

8) If the jury was in a HORROR movie (where people will die & survive), I want you to list who is the killer, who dies, & who survives. Please EXPLAIN why you chose.

Killer- Allison
Survivor - Enzo
Survivor - Brendon
Survivor - Rachel
Dies (5) - Parker, Kristen, Matt, Jase, Jamez

Allison is our obvious killer, being the psycho bitch she is. And since she is the killer, this would mean that she would spare Rachel, Brendon, and Enzo, since they are buddies. Therefore, by default, the rest of us die!

9) In the show "Endurance," there are pyramid pieces and there are 13, I want you to choose a piece for each juror & final 2, please EXPLAIN why you chose that.

ENZO - Commitment. He is very dedicated to this series and tries hard in each season.
JASE - Teamwork. An amazing parter and ally in this game.
BRENDON - Leadership. ;D
ALLISON - Strength. Very very strong competitor.
MATT - Knowledge. Very smart, and a huge help in challenges about past seasons.
KRISTEN - Friendship. I never thought in a million years I would become friends with you after all that happened in Bermuda, but alas, I am wrong.
PARKER - Perseverance. You overcame a lot in this game as an underdog and almost made it to the end.
RACHEL - Luck. Your one challenge win was luck, and you being in the Sausage Fest's bedroom for the first 4 weeks was a huge advantage for you.

10) Compare each juror to an animal and explain why.

ENZO - Cheetah, strong and swift. AND SEXAY.
JASE - Hawk, no one eats a hawk in the foodchain!
BRENDON - Beaver
ALLISON - Bear, one aggressive motha fucka!
MATT - Monkey, smart. And throws poop.
KRISTEN - Kitten, nice and friendly but can also scratch like no other!
PARKER - Dog, no one hates a dog. And who would want to eliminate a dog!

11) Compare each juror to a character from LOST and explain why. If you don't watch the show, google and figure it out.

ADAM - Sawyer. Some people think he's hilarious, some people love him, some people hate him, and some people just love to hate him.
ENZO - Michael. Looked out for himself. He would leave camp and go on his own mission. He did what he had to do for himself and his son (Haaaaaaaaaaaayden). Sometimes he would ask the other survivors for help, sometimes trick them, sometimes shoot them down in plain site. He did what he had to do in order to get by and survive.
JASE - Charlie. Great friend, awesome person, and died beside me in a tragically sad event.
BRENDON - Bernard. B(ernard)rendon. Him and his lovely wife, Rachel aka Rose. Appears once a season and that's about it.
ALLISON - Ben. Able to talk his way out of anything. You think he's on your side but then he goes and kills his own dad and the entire freaking Dharma Initiative. Able to survive a lot of crazy attacks that are all personally against him.
MATT - Jack. The Sausage Fest always came to Matt for information about past seasons and he was a huge help, or leader, within the Sausage Fest. Very smart.
KRISTEN - Juliet. Loving heart but can also kick ass. SEXYY!
PARKER - Hurley. Everybody loves Hugo. Hurley was liked by everyone and became the new Jacob, much like Parker probably would've won the game had he made it to the end.
RACHEL - Rose. R(ose)achel. Her and her lovely husband, Bernard aka Brendon. Appears once a season and that's about it.
JAMEZ - Desmond. A great parter with Charlie aka Jase. Mourns Charlie's death and is on the block at the same time as him. Who was gonna die? It was hard to tell.

12) Make fun of the other person sitting beside you. Be mean, be rude, do whatever. Put them in their place.

Rachel says she played a great social game? Hunny, that's not a social game at all, it's simply called being INACTIVE. She was never online, she never posted on the boards, and she couldn't win challenges for her life. Hell, she even posted a total of 3 minutes during a posting challenge wherein the loser was going to be eliminated from the game! Me, Allison, and Kristen posted practically 4 hours in that challenge! It is very clear that Rachel didn't give much of a shit about this game, and she even admitted she was just playing it for fun, and not to win. Also, she says her social game was better than mine... how is that true when she was nominated 5 times and I was only nominated 3 times? If she played a better social game than me then that would mean she wasn't on the chopping block as much as I was, but clearly that is not true. Practically everyone on the Jury deserves to be in the F2 instead of Rachel.

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... And there goes 3 hours of my life answering these questions

*dies of exhaustion*

[Jameka Cameron]

ALLISON - Japs. Annoying stuck up bitch.

Being Japanese has nothing to do with being a bitch. I'm reporting your racist ass, what would Jesus do!?!?

[Crazy Jamez Zinkand]

Jewish American Princess

[Jameka Cameron]

Mhmm... You is SO phony!

[Rachel Reilly]

Hey, Parker! I’m glad to see you back on the boards. I’m sorry that you weren’t able to make the challenge and was ultimately voted out because of it. It’s not what I wanted for you, and I’m sorry that it was the case. Love your questions, by the way. They’re definitely a fun set to answer! First up on the Jury we have, Enzo. I think Enzo played like Howie Gordon and Enzo Palumbo. LOL. No joke. I think he was an over the top character and he was someone to watch in this game. He was vocal about certain things and was someone you could root for if you were a viewer in the earlier stages of the game. He was definitely the comedic character of this game. Hands down. I feel like Jase was somewhat like James Rhine. James was a really intelligent player and was competitive at the same time. He was loyal to his alliances and had a good game head on at all times. But of course he didn’t make it close to the end but was voted out right at the Jury start. Jase was pretty much the same way in this game, and he deserved to go a lot farther than what he got. I really do believe he could have done some serious damage had he lasted a bit longer in the competition. Brendon is next! I feel like Brendon was the perfect Brendon for my Rachel. I know that this Brendon didn’t win any competitions, but he was always communicating with me and we always tried to plot and talk as much as we could. He was a great ally to have in this game and I’m glad we aligned.

God. I don’t even know who Alison played like. I think we should just take the most competitive females and the most vocal female players and just morph them into one person and that would make Alison. She was a phenomenal player. I can’t think of one person that honestly mirrored her game from this season. I just can’t. Next up is Matt. Matt didn’t win any competitions in this game and he was pretty low-key most of the time, if not all of the time. I’m trying to think of someone who is slightly forgettable but not entirely forgettable, you know? I’ll go with Chicken George. However, Matt wasn’t a character like him at all but his presence was known because he was a past winner and it was ridiculous as hell that he made it as far as he did. Next up we have Kristen. I feel like Kristen played this game much like BB12’s own Britney Haynes. I feel like she was sassy at a lot of times but she was also at a disadvantage too. From what I could tell, it seemed like she was close to the guys and in the end she got screwed over and sent out of the game when all her cards laid in their hands, especially Parker’s. I feel that Kristen could have potentially won the game had she made it to the F2. She’s been a very persistent player in this series. And lastly, we have Parker. I feel like Parker played just like Parker aka, he was one of my favorites in BB9 but left way too freaking early. He had so much potential and like this game’s Parker he had so much potential to actually win!

Two good things that I can say about Enzo is that he was a loyal ally to have in this game and that he was most comedic players and he made the game even more enjoyable while he was around. Two bad things I can say about Enzo is that he didn’t seem so dedicated to the game and also that I wish he could have prevented his eviction from the game but he didn’t. It sucked so bad. Two good things about Jase is that he comes off very intelligent and that he also was a good competitive threat in this game. He proved he was worthy in this game early on. Two bad things about Jase is that when I talked to him in chats, I felt like I got next to nothing in responses, even if some of the stuff I was saying was teasingly mean. Another bad thing is that he was aligned with James pretty much the whole game. That was obvious, too. Two good things about Brendon is that he was very loyal to me and also that he was very good at predicting what challenges could be just by the minimal amount of word clues that Julie gave. Two bad things about Brendon was that he wasn’t always on AIM and missed the majority of the live competitions and the other bad thing is that he wasn’t as dedicated to the game as I would have liked him to be. I feel like he could have done much better or atleast tried in that Bunny Hop challenge and he could be where I am instead of me. Two good things to say about Alison is that she was such a fierce bitch in this game and that she never backed down from anybody. Two bad things about Alison is just that, that she didn’t back down from anybody and that sometimes got her in a bit of a pickle.

Continuing on with this question, next we have Matt. Two good things about Matt is that he was a past player and managed to make the Jury in this game, and the other being that he was active in this game in trying to make it far. Two bad things about Matt is that he acts on a whim and that he’s unloyal to those that actually trust him. Moving on. Two good things about Kristen is that she was one of the two last women standing in this game, and she should pat herself on the back for that. Not only that, but she seemed to possess a great social game and managed to stay off the block a good deal until the end where it was almost impossible to avoid the block. Two bad things about Kristen is that I never knew where she really stood. She was a bit of a wildcard and I don’t really like wildcards. In addition, I felt that her response to Parker was a bit extreme when he voted her out. As much as I would have liked her to stay and for me to go have gone like I asked, I still feel like she made it super personal and it’s just a game. Lastly, we have you Parker! Two good things about you is that you kept to your word with me in everything you said and I respected you so much for that. Also, you were a great person to have as an ally. Two bad things was that you didn’t vote me out over Kristen when I had asked and also for having a crappy schedule that you had to leave and miss Part 2 of the HOH. ); But I don’t really blame you for that!

I feel that you should be in the F2, and I told you this. I think you played the perfect game for an under the radar/underdog edit. You were easily one of the people that people would root for to win because you were never either a villain or a hero, but someone neutral that could play both sides flawlessly. You reminded me of how I played in Season 2 in that respect and you did a superb job to getting to the F3. I commend you for that. The only reason I don’t think you’re here is because of your schedule the week you would have been able to compete. I think had you been in my spot instead of me, you would win against him. Like I’ve said many times already in this questioning process, I feel like James made more enemies than allies, but you managed to stay neutral and you could have easily garnered the votes of the Jury while James would hae only had Jase and Kristen to vouch for him. Jase, because him and James were loyal to one another and aligned and Kristen because she took you voting her out as an extreme offense and I couldn’t see her voting to give you the win at all. But honestly, from my perspective, I could see you getting the other 5 votes to possibly win this season. For the Final 2, I would replace James and myself with you and Alison. You’d have Alison who was a strong competitive threat in this game, but also very vocal and then you would have you who was a strong social gameplayer but also very dedicated. You’d both be a step up from James and I being the F2 and I think you both deserve it a lot more.

Yay, clique time! Enzo would be in the Offbeats for his hilarious oddities. Jase would be in the Athletes for his obvious physique and challenge performances. Brendon would be in the Brains because a lot of the stuff he always said put two and two together and made a lot of sense. Alison would be in the Populars because she’d be the girl that everyone would love to hate. Matt would be in the Normals because he was boring. Kristen would go into the Goths clique, because she had a bit of a feisty and snarky attitude plus her loyalty in the game was always hard to figure out; she was mysterious. Last but not least, Parker. I would put you in the Preps. The preps would be a good fit for you because they’re always hip and “in” and as I’ve said, I could see you being the fan favorite and the one people would want to cheer on all the way to the finish. I tried to use all the cliques and put everyone in a different one so hopefully I answered this one to your liking! Moving onto the Movie role part, I would first cut Kristen, Matt, and James from auditions. Kristen because her attitude wouldn’t mesh well with the other actors/actresses, Matt because his unloyalty to the movie would mean he could jump ship to another film and leave us hanging, and James because, well “duh”. I would give myself the spot of Make-Up artist because I’m so fashionable. Kidding, but I painted my face to be unseen and half of the game as NOT the winner Season 2, and no one officially knew until I told them. The stunt coordinator would goto Brendon because he was so awesome with trying to pinpoint alliances and what upcoming challenges would be. The main roles would be given to Alison and Jase. Alison because she was a leading lady in the game and Jase because he was a respectable male lead this season. Enzo would be your minor role, because everyone needs a comedic character in a film. And lastly, Parker would be the director because he played every “angle” of the game and played both sides amazingly.

Omg,yes. Horror movie time. James, Jase, Matt, Kristen, and Brendon all die. James dies because he’d be that obnoxious drug-user with a mohawk that would be too coked out to defend himself. Jase would be the hot jock that everyone wants to live because he’s so aesthetically pleasing, but he dies in a sex scene. Matt would be a townie that gets killed because he was boring and kind of irrelevant. Kristen would be the girl that would get stabbed repeatedly because she couldn’t outrun her fate, which was that the guys weren’t really looking out for her, just themselves. Eventually she trips in the woods over a log and the killer lunges a crossblade into her chest. Bye, Kristen. Brendon would be the nice guy that ends up dying mid-way into the film because he was too innocent and good to see the evil right in front of him. The survivor’s would be myself, Enzo, and Parker. I would survive unlike most movies. In most movies the slut dies first, but in this one she survives because she’s actually in cahoots with the killer. Enzo survives because he’s the comedic character that has to drop a few funny bombs throughout the film so it’s not completely shit-your-pants terrifying. Lastly, Parker survivors because he’s the favorite and ultimately the hero that saves the day at the end. The killer, of ‘course, would be no one except Alison. She was the devilbitch and she slayed all her enemies one after another and did it brilliantly too. Someone give this tramp an Oscar, ASAP!

Mmk. Let’s speed this up a little bit. I feel like I’ve been typing this up for hours now! Time to hand out some Endurance Pyramid thingy’s. Let’s see. Enzo gets Trust and Friendship. I trusted him and he was my friend. Therefore, he obviously gets both of those pieces. Jase gets Strength and Commitment. Jase gets strength because he was a strong competitor all game. He also gets commitment because he was committed to someone like Crazy James, and that takes a lot of effort. Brendon gets Teamwork because him and I worked well together and I enjoyed talking to him and trying to get stuff done. Alison gets Leadership and Perseverance. Alison was a good leader and knew what was smart to do and what wasn’t, she also persevered a good deal even when she was a prime target most of the game. Matt gets Karma because just like in his last days in the game, karma got him good. What’s left? Kristen gets Courage. She always did her best and stepped up to the bigger threats in the game no matter what. She was courageous at many times in the game. Lastly, Parker. Parker, you get the Heart and Knowledge pyramid pieces. You had a lot of heart in this game and strived to make it to the end, but you also were very knowledgeable from last time when you played the game, so I think you learned and knew what moves you had to make this time around. Also, I’m sorry, but I don’t watch LOST and have never ever seen an episode. I would struggle horrendously trying to put together a list for that.

James, please. You may have won a good deal of competitions but that doesn’t give you the victory at the end of the day, “hunny”. You thought that by taking me to the end that it would be a WALK IN THE PARK and that you would get yourself the victory as I just rolled over and died? Not happening. Work for it, bitch. Work it as much as you can, because looking back on this game your social gameplay DID lack. You made more enemies than you did allies from what I’ve seen. As for your repetitive, “She was on the block 5 times!”? Was I ever evicted those 5 times? I made it off safe .. every .. single .. time .. and that’s social gameplay. I was not inactive, or I would have surely been voted out a long, long time ago. You honestly keep singing the same old song. Sing it to someone who actually cares, James. I’m not giving you this win without a fight. Do not IM me again and ask for me to “give you” this victory because I’m not going to. Work for the votes, and finish the game. The ending should not be the easiest, it should be the hardest. Taking me to the end was a rookie mistake on your behalf. You really think the Jury would respect someone who takes a supposed “non-player” over a player to the end with them? You sit there and call me inactive, yet you took me to the end. That doesn’t reflect well on you, because it seems to me that you wanted it easy and didn’t want a challenge. Well, guess what. Bring it on, baby.