Post by Crazy Jamez Zinkand on Jul 28, 2010 22:58:03 GMT -5
Welcome to the jungle, baby!
Hey host, Crazy James here, and you're going to be very happy that I'm in your game. I think every single game I've ever been in, I've been classified as "The Villain," and I either make Jury or win every single game I play in. I will always impact a game... severely... and I'm sure to kick up a storm.
I live my life following no rules in ORG's. Anything goes. Fake Vetoes. Betrayals. Blindsides. Backdoors. Lying. Cheating, not like, cheating against the rules, but yeah. Cheating the system. I weigh every option and stop at nothing to make sure I come out on top, as the #1 player. I never hold back. And I am always a key player. I don't CARE if I am a big target. I love a challenge, and I always say "bring it on, baby!"
During tonight's HOH challenge, I quickly created a chatroom consisting of Me, Adam, Dick, and Jase. I heard a rumor that Adam/Dick joined the game together, so I figured, why go against someone you can just as easily work with? Am I right? Yes.
So we were discussing our scores in the chatroom. I made sure none of them got too greedy and bid too high. Finally it came down to 4 of us, and 3 people that weren't us. I came up with the plan to have me throw myself out of the challenge to give Dick and Jase more points (after Adam had done the same in the previous round). We didn't want people to realize that we were doing this though, so rather than me choosing a 10, I went with picking an 8, and I told Dick to pick 7, and Jase to pick 6. Once I did that everyone seemed very upset, probably because I was being a suck-up to everyone before the challenge began, because I wasn't sure who would win so I wanted to be on good terms with everyone. I chose to also throw the challenge because I did not want to be the first HOH, because a person with that power has a lot of responsibility, and will get targetted for their actions. Rather, by throwing the challenge I helped Dick ultimately win it. I was calling all the shots, telling who to pick what numbers, and etc etc... I felt great!
Me, Dick, Adam, and Jase quickly created an alliance based off of our Sausage Fest success in the HOH challenge. We discussed who to nominate, and decided rather than going after RESERVED PLAYERS and SUCK-UPS, which was our original intent, that we would go after people who didn't attend the challenge. Lots of people were telling us to go after Enzo, but we think it's best if we try and work with Enzo instead. By keeping Enzo around, people will go after HIM before US.
Soon, I was approached by Matt, someone I've been talking with for a couple days now. He said he thought Me and Him should create an alliance with Adam and Dick... I laughed at this, considering I was already in an alliance chatroom with Adam, Dick, and Jase as well. I told him "it was a splendid idea," and quickly informed Adam and Dick to ACT SURPRISED when I invited them into a SECOND chatroom. They followed along with the plan. However, we didn't want two chatrooms going at once, which meant we needed to include Jase. We told Jase the plan, and told him to act surprised as well. Meanwhile, we told Matt that we needed a "5th sucker vote" in case someone else won HOH. Me, Dick, and Adam all basically suggested Jase at the same time, but Matt thought nothing of it besides blindly agreeing with our "plan".
Jase joined the chatroom, hilariously, going "whats going on in here", etc etc, playing the dumb act way too much. But Matt didn't catch on to our four's preexisting alliance, so all is good.
Meanwhile, Enzo was talking to me. I told him I was talking to Dick and that I told Dick that he must be kept safe. Enzo thanked me for this, and I expect an alliance between Me, Dick, and Enzo to spring up soon.
I also have an alliance with Allison, of the other tribe. She's cool, and she will probably soon be working with Me and Matt.
Yeah...... LOTS and lots of alliances! I smell drama in the air... or is that fish? No, nope, it's definitely drama!
All in all, I'm sitting pretty right now. Soon I will make my strike on the other side of the game. I plan on getting rid of all the RESERVED PLAYERS other than Enzo and Matt. I do not trust Parker at all, and I've already been turning people on him. I told Enzo that Parker is gunning for him, which is completely true, since Enzo won last season as well as all these awards and whatnot. This doesn't matter to me. Enzo is no threat. He is nothing. I will mop the floor with his small brain.
Fact is, no one's got nutin' on Crazy Jamez.
Game. Set. And Match.
Hey host, Crazy James here, and you're going to be very happy that I'm in your game. I think every single game I've ever been in, I've been classified as "The Villain," and I either make Jury or win every single game I play in. I will always impact a game... severely... and I'm sure to kick up a storm.
I live my life following no rules in ORG's. Anything goes. Fake Vetoes. Betrayals. Blindsides. Backdoors. Lying. Cheating, not like, cheating against the rules, but yeah. Cheating the system. I weigh every option and stop at nothing to make sure I come out on top, as the #1 player. I never hold back. And I am always a key player. I don't CARE if I am a big target. I love a challenge, and I always say "bring it on, baby!"
During tonight's HOH challenge, I quickly created a chatroom consisting of Me, Adam, Dick, and Jase. I heard a rumor that Adam/Dick joined the game together, so I figured, why go against someone you can just as easily work with? Am I right? Yes.
So we were discussing our scores in the chatroom. I made sure none of them got too greedy and bid too high. Finally it came down to 4 of us, and 3 people that weren't us. I came up with the plan to have me throw myself out of the challenge to give Dick and Jase more points (after Adam had done the same in the previous round). We didn't want people to realize that we were doing this though, so rather than me choosing a 10, I went with picking an 8, and I told Dick to pick 7, and Jase to pick 6. Once I did that everyone seemed very upset, probably because I was being a suck-up to everyone before the challenge began, because I wasn't sure who would win so I wanted to be on good terms with everyone. I chose to also throw the challenge because I did not want to be the first HOH, because a person with that power has a lot of responsibility, and will get targetted for their actions. Rather, by throwing the challenge I helped Dick ultimately win it. I was calling all the shots, telling who to pick what numbers, and etc etc... I felt great!
Me, Dick, Adam, and Jase quickly created an alliance based off of our Sausage Fest success in the HOH challenge. We discussed who to nominate, and decided rather than going after RESERVED PLAYERS and SUCK-UPS, which was our original intent, that we would go after people who didn't attend the challenge. Lots of people were telling us to go after Enzo, but we think it's best if we try and work with Enzo instead. By keeping Enzo around, people will go after HIM before US.
Soon, I was approached by Matt, someone I've been talking with for a couple days now. He said he thought Me and Him should create an alliance with Adam and Dick... I laughed at this, considering I was already in an alliance chatroom with Adam, Dick, and Jase as well. I told him "it was a splendid idea," and quickly informed Adam and Dick to ACT SURPRISED when I invited them into a SECOND chatroom. They followed along with the plan. However, we didn't want two chatrooms going at once, which meant we needed to include Jase. We told Jase the plan, and told him to act surprised as well. Meanwhile, we told Matt that we needed a "5th sucker vote" in case someone else won HOH. Me, Dick, and Adam all basically suggested Jase at the same time, but Matt thought nothing of it besides blindly agreeing with our "plan".
Jase joined the chatroom, hilariously, going "whats going on in here", etc etc, playing the dumb act way too much. But Matt didn't catch on to our four's preexisting alliance, so all is good.
Meanwhile, Enzo was talking to me. I told him I was talking to Dick and that I told Dick that he must be kept safe. Enzo thanked me for this, and I expect an alliance between Me, Dick, and Enzo to spring up soon.
I also have an alliance with Allison, of the other tribe. She's cool, and she will probably soon be working with Me and Matt.
Yeah...... LOTS and lots of alliances! I smell drama in the air... or is that fish? No, nope, it's definitely drama!
All in all, I'm sitting pretty right now. Soon I will make my strike on the other side of the game. I plan on getting rid of all the RESERVED PLAYERS other than Enzo and Matt. I do not trust Parker at all, and I've already been turning people on him. I told Enzo that Parker is gunning for him, which is completely true, since Enzo won last season as well as all these awards and whatnot. This doesn't matter to me. Enzo is no threat. He is nothing. I will mop the floor with his small brain.
Fact is, no one's got nutin' on Crazy Jamez.
Game. Set. And Match.
